"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/29/2018 at 12:13 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire
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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
01/29/2018 at 12:13 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | 14
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Welcome to The Morning Sh*t: Time Valuable Summary Roundup Etc
1 st Gear : Germans emit noxious smoke, everyone just ignores it until it’s too late. History repeats self.
2 nd Gear : Jerry Brown cranking up the subsidy machine for EVs, prolonging the inevitable day when EVs have to sell themselves.
3 rd Gear : Trump rattles saber on NAFTA again; will have to go to Mexico City for talks next month. Hopefully border wall will still be short enough to fly over.
4 th Gear : Over 800,000 people attended Detroit Auto Show. It’s Michigan in January and the building is heated.
5 th Gear : Ford looking for famous punch bowl that was present at company’s founding. Still no word on crack pipe present at Mark Fields’ CEO promotion.
Reverse : Carl Benz made a car. If you haven’t read the full story about how his wife stole it, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 12:17 |
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Way better than FP. You need to be paid for this.
random001
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 12:22 |
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I laughed. Again.
Chariotoflove
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 12:30 |
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Anyone who doubts that Clinton can make a comeback should take a look at Governor Moonbeam. Then again, California is its own alternate reality.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 12:31 |
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Excellent
DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 12:36 |
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1 st Gear : Germans emit noxious smoke, everyone just ignores it until it’s too late. History repeats self.
You earned your star immediately. Bravo.
His Stigness
> Chariotoflove
01/29/2018 at 13:14 |
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That is so true. The rest of the country has chosen to go back to the stone age, yet we keep going farther left, and I’m okay with that.
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Chariotoflove
> His Stigness
01/29/2018 at 15:23 |
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Ideologies are a circle. The extremes are more phenotypically similar than they are dissimilar.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Ash78, voting early and often
01/29/2018 at 16:14 |
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You are saving me so much effort and I’m STILL just as well informed.
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His Stigness
> Chariotoflove
01/29/2018 at 17:30 |
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This is true. And this is why the “base” always dictates what the “moderates” do in a party. It happens with both parties, much to the chagrin of party leaders since they always try and appear, at least on the outside, to appeal to everyone.